corporalbutts: Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long. 60 feet is a HUGE size. Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece. I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY:
realhumanbaby: Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
No Celebrity Ever: I think I'll fall in love with that screaming fan that's stalking me.
Cosmo sex tip #285
Wanna make her wet? Drown her.
cawcawmotherfuckerr: tumblr is like a nightclub and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is like hell no, you’re not cool enough to get in here but then he looks at robert pattinson and just gives him this knowing nod like except you you can stay
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
mleejp: Your imperfect gaze is what gets my heart racing. Your shy smile is what makes me unable to breathe. Your lovely stare is what slowly kills me inside. Your unbelievable love is pure justified and fulfilling.
some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it
i really hate when im listening to my ipod and i move my arm or something and then my headphones rip out of my ears like what the fuck i trusted you
fahrenheit-469: its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more then 2 months
nosdrinker: autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
thatsweetsoundof-humility: things that make me cry: math people actually basically everything idk why I started making a list
whitefag: theres are party in my pants and you’re invited
thechamberofsecrets: people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable
du4ne: some of us have been following each other for a long ass time
meladoodle: if you think ‘rawr’ actually means i love you in dinosaur you’re dumb cause in jurassic park they said that all the time and it didn’t look like they were about to give any fuckin cuddles
assbuttmissy: psychotic—w0nderland: equiuszahhot: do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song yes